Taxidermy Basement

A few months ago, a friend of ours needed to move a cactus.  The owner was getting a divorce from her husband, and she was moving out.  While in the basement, we found a very interesting collection.

This is her husband's collection:

Goose in a box.

"Well hey guys."

Your basement is incomplete until you have a flock of wild ducks flying around you. 

Ducks fly to me,

away from me,

and above me. 

Log of raccoons.

Maude.

Sam.

He was actually quite small.

Get that dumb look off your face, cat.  You missed the catch.

Beaver biting a tree.

In short, the amount of dead animals was wild.

And then we had to move the cactus.